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Send me a message if you fancy (or don’t). Maybe we could be penpals? Does that sound desperate?

Alternatively, you can email me @sadsinglesleepygmail.com. Nobody contacts me so I will respond right away.

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Send me something mean or funny. Make me feel something! (wow, I sound so authoritative. Am I a dom and don’t even know it?)